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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

(Source: clurex, via heartbreaks)

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brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

(Source: wigwams, via sniffing)

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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